Mom: So...this...... is.....where you live? Me: ...yes. Mom: It's...very cosy. Me: I know. Mom (looking at the walls): um. Signe? Me: Yes mom? Mom: Am I..looking at your breasts right now? Me: yes. Yes you are. Mom: Why am I looking at your breasts? Me: I forgot to tell you. Im also a photographer-artist now. Mom: A photographer-artist? Me: A photographer-artist. Mom: Ok. Me: Mhm. Mom: Is that really.. Me: No it's not a word. I just made it a word. Like, you know, I'm a word-artist. Mom: Ok. Me: .......... Mom: Signe, I think you are a very talented photographer-artist. Me: Thank you. Mom: Can you please take that down when I'm here? Me: Most def.