About forgiving

I have a problem with forgiveness.
I can't forgive my classmates for making my life hell for nine years.
My teachers for letting them.
My cat "Myran" for being run over by a car.
My dad for dying before I was born.
Woody Allen for fucking (and marrying) his adoptive child.
My ex boyfriend for making my first kiss horrid.
Mona Sahlin for buying "Toblerone" for the states money.
R Kelly for pissing on 14 year olds.
My mothers best friend for killing herself.
And myself for not being able to forgive.