I have a problem with forgiveness. I can't forgive my classmates for making my life hell for nine years. My teachers for letting them. My cat "Myran" for being run over by a car. My dad for dying before I was born. Woody Allen for fucking (and marrying) his adoptive child. My ex boyfriend for making my first kiss horrid. Mona Sahlin for buying "Toblerone" for the states money. R Kelly for pissing on 14 year olds. My mothers best friend for killing herself. And myself for not being able to forgive.